Santa: Yaar Machhaiyan Satah Par Aakar Bahar Ki Or Kyon Jhankati Hain? Banta: Yah Dekhne Ke Liye Ki Unkon Lalchai Nigahon Se Kaun Dekh Raha Hai
Santa: Tumane Apane Offis Men Us Ladki Ko Naukari Kyon Nahin Di? Banta: Yaar Vo Bahut Bevkuf Thi Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Kuchh Nahin Bas Jab Maine Use Baithane Ke Liye Kaha To Vo Kursi Dhudhane Lagi
Santa: Itne Kam Marks?Do Thappad Marne Chahiye Pappu: Ha Papa Chalo Maine Us Sale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai
Santa: Yaar! Main Jo Bhi Kaam Shuru Karta Hu Meri Bivi Bich Men A Jati Hai Banta: Tu Trak Chala Kar Dekh Shayad Kismat Sath De De!
Santa Trafic Pulis Ke Intervu Ke Liye Gaya Intervoer: Ek Aadmi Gadhe Ki Sawari Karta Hua Rod Se Ja Raha Hai Aur Usne Helmet Nahin Pahna Hai To Kya Aap Use Dandit Karenge? Santa: Nahin Intervoer: Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Helmet 2 Whilar Ke Liye Jaruri Hai 4 Whilar Ke Liye Nahi