Intervu Men Manager Ne Santa Se Puchha "Batao Wo Kaun Si Aurat Hai Jisko 100% Pata Hota Hai Ki Uska Pati Kaha Hai?" Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola "Vidhwa Aurat"
Doctor (Behosh Santa Ko Dekhkar): Yah To Mar Gaya Hai Santa (Hosh Men Akar): Main To Jivit Hun Jito (Santa Ko Samjhate Hue): 'Kuch To Soch Samjhkar Bola Kijiye Itne Bade Doctor Hain Jhut Bolenge Kya?
Santa Sadak Par Ghum Raha Tha Banta: Ye Sadak Kahan Jati Hai? Santa: Ye Sadak Kahin Nahin Jati Raat Din Yahin Padi Rahati Hai
Santa Banta Aur Pathan Pariksha Ke Bad Tinon Ek Dusre Bate Kar Rahe The Pathan: Yaar Mujhe Kuchh Nahin Aata Tha Maine Paper Khali Chhod Diya Hai Banta: Maine Bhi Santa: Kya Yaar Madam Sochegi Hamne 'Nakal' Ki Hai
Santa Pulis Station Gaya Aur Bola: Mujhe Girftar Kar Lo Mainne Apane Bivi Ke Sar Par Danda Mara Hai Thanedar: Vo Mar Gai Kya? Santa: Vo To Bach Gai Par Ab Meri Khair Nahin
Santa Fon Par Ek Grahak Se Bola "Ji Hamne Marij Burro Shuru Kiya Hai Rishte Ke Liye 1 Dabayen Mangani Ke Liye Do Dabayen Aur Shaadi Ke Liye 3 Dabayen Banta: Ji Dusari Shadi Ke Liye Kya Dabau? Santa: Dusari Shadi Ke Liye Pehli Wali Ka Gala Dabayen