Santa Aur Banta Ko Adivasio Ne Pakad Liya Aur Unhen Apane Mukhiya Ke Paas Le Gaye Mukhiya Bola "In Sabko Bandi Bana Do" Santa Bahana Banate Hue Bola "Nahin Mere Ko Aap Banda Hi Rahne Do"
Santa Ke Ghar Men Chor A Gaya Jaise Hi Santa Ne Chor Ko Dekha To Chor Bhagane Laga Santa Bhi Pichhe Pichhe Bhaga Aur Chor Se Aage Nikal Gaya Santa Ne Kaha "Ek To Chori Upar Se Mere Sath Daud"
Santa: Mere Ghar Ladki Hue Hai Banta: Bahut Khushi Ki Baat Hai Lekin Jab Wo Badi Hogi Tab Sare Ladke Use Chhedenge Santa: Iska Bhi Upay Kar Liya Hai Maine Banta: Kya? Santa: Maine Uska Naam 'Didi' Rakh Diya Hai
Ek Baar Santa Sicil Chala Raha Tha Ki Achanak Ek Aadmi Sicil Se Takra Gaya Aadmi Gusse Men Bola "Tere Se Ghanti Nahin Mari Jati?" Santa: Bhai Sahab Puri Sicil To Maar Di Ab Ghanti Alag Se Marun?
Jito: Mainne Tumhen Bina Dekhe Shadi Ki Kya Tum Is Par Vishwas Karte Ho? Santa: Aur Meri Himmat To Dekho Mainne Tumhen Dekhne Ke Baad Bhi Tumse Shadi Ki?
Santa: Main To Lut Gaya Barbaad Ho Gaya Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: To Bas Puch Mat Mere Saath Bahut Bada Dhokha Ho Gaya Hai Banta : Bata To Sahi Hua Kya? Batane Se Man Ka Dukh Halka Hota Hai Santa: Maine Subah Hi Apani Kar Ki Tanki Petrol Se Ful Karvai Thi Aur Petrol Ke Bhaav Sarkar Ne Itne Kam Kar Diye