Bubbli got caught on date on Independence Day: Major Santa: What is this? Bubbli: Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want.
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor, It caught fire, How will you escape? Santa: Its very simple, I will stop my imagination..!!
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai batao main kya karun? Banta: Karna kya hai, 2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
SANTA: Rasgulle hai? DUKANDAAR: Nahi SANTA: Dekh lunga DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
Santa to Dr.: Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai. Dr.: Tension mat lo Jub Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.