Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo? Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car. Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car. Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!
Jeeto: You have changed after marriage. Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!
Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn? Mechanic: Is it broken? Santa: No, but the brakes are!
Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car. Cop: Did you see who did it? Santa: No, but I know the car's number!
Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends. Santa: There's a solution for it. Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me. Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!