Banta: Yaar Santa Kya Koi Aurat Kisi Aadmi Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai? Santa: Bilkul Bana Sakti Hai Bas Shart Yah Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Karodpati Hona Chahiye
Banta: Yaar Santa Bivi Aur Badalon Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Yaar Jab Donon Aas-Pas Nahin Hote Din Bahut Suhavana Hota Hai
Banta: Yaar Santa Agar Hum Marne Ke Baad Narak Men Gaee To Kya Karenge? Santa: Kya Karenge Matlab? Banta: Matlab Hamen To Narak Ke Bare Men Kuchh Pata Hi Nahin Hai Santa: Oye Yah Jo Shadi Hoti Hai N Yah Aadmi Ko Narak Ka Anubhav Dilane Ke Liye Hi Hoti Hai
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Fon Kiya Santa: Kaha Ho Bete? Pappu: Hostal Men Padh Raha Hu Pariksha Bahut Najdik Hai Isliye Bahut Padhna Padta Hai Aap Kaha Ho? Santa: Theke Pe... Tere Piche Line Men Aakhir Men Khada Hu Ek Haf Mera Bhi Le Lena Theka Band Hone Wala Hai
Banta: Yaar Santa Bebas Aur Lachar Hona Kise Kahte Hain? Santa: Jab Tivi Par Tele Shopping Chal Rahi Ho Aur Remot Kho Jaye
Banta: Yaar Santa Mohabbat Shadi Se Pahle Honi Chahiye Ya Shadi Ke Baad? Santa: Shadi Se Pahle Ho Ya Shadi Ke Baad Bas Patni Ko Iski Hawa Bhi Nahi Lagani Chahiye