Banta: Aap Ek Maisej Do-Do Baar Kyon Bhejte Ho? Santa: Kar Di N Pagaloon Wali Baat Oye Ek Tu Rakh Liya Kar Aur Ek Aage Bhej Diya Kar Banta: Tab To Aap Tin Bar Maisej Kiya Karo Santa: Wo Kyon? Banta: Ek Dilit Bhi To Karna Hota Hai!
Santa Ke Shahar Men Jordar Bhukamp Aaya Magar Saubhagy Se Santa Ka Parivar Surakshit Bach Gaya Buri Tarah Se Dare Hue Santa Ne Apane Donon Bachchon Ko Suraksha Ke Lihaj Se Apne Mitra Banta Ke Pas Mumbai Bhej Diya Tin Din Bad Hi Santa Ko Apne Mitra Banta Ka Tar Mila Jisme Likha Tha: Tumhare Bachchon Ko Wapis Bhej Raha Hun Chaho To Bhukamp Ko Yahan Bhej Sakte Ho
Santa Ek Softwar Kampani Men Apna Intervu Dene Jata Hai Intervu Lene Wala: JAVA Ke Koi Char Version Batao ? Santa: Mar JAVA Mit JAVA Main Sadke JAVA Aur Lut JAVA! Intervu Lene Wala: Ab Tussi Ghar JAVA !
Santa Banta Se: Kya Tum Ek Hath Se Kar Chala Sakte Ho? Banta: Ha Kyon Nahin Santa: To Aisa Karo Ek Hath Se Apni Naak Saaf Karo Kaafi Der Se Bah Rahi Hai
Santa Subah-Subah Nange Paav Park Men Sair Kar Raha Tha Ki Uske Pair Men Ek Kaata Chubh Gaya Santa: Yaar Shukra Hai Maine Chappal Nahin Pahani Nahin To Chappal Men Chhed Ho Jata
Banta: Aur Bhai Santa Tumhari Bivi Ke Ghutne Ka Dard Thik Hua Ki Nahin? Santa: Han Yar Doctor Ko Dikhate Hi Thik Ho Gaya Banta Ne Hairani Se Pucha: Achchha Kaun Si Dava Se? Santa: Dava Vagairah Kuchh Nahin Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Yah Budhape Ki Nishani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Usne Dard Ki Shikayat Hi Nahin Ki