Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai Jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.
Santa to Dr.: Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai. Dr.: Tension mat lo Jub Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.
Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card. Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. All Cards are Accepted.
Santa to Banta: Yaar papa ka Sms aaya hai ke ghar aao Kiya Karun? Banta: “Message Sending Fail” likh ke send kar de. Santa ne aisa he kiya Aur reply aaya “Ok”
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
Santa in art gallery: Is bhayanak tasvir ko aap Modern Art kehte hai? Art dealer: Mere baap tu dimag mat laga… ghar ja… ye aaina hai..!!