Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals? Santa: Yes, I remember. Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now? Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me. Santa: What happened, what did he say? Banta: You are fired!
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor, It caught fire, How will you escape? Santa: Its very simple, I will stop my imagination..!!
Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.