Santa: What do you want for your birthday? Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough. Santa: From landline or mobile?
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Banta: Why is Santa Claus always a man? Santa: Because no woman will wear the same dress year after year!
Banta: What is the definition of a husband? Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!