Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!! Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??
Banta: What is a Vote Bank? Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!
BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent? Santa: Yep BPO Interviewer: Say something... Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa..!
Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge? Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho? Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!
Banta: Why women love shoes? Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit!