Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana? Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata? Banta: Kya? Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!
Santa: I have dropped 4 kilos in 3 months just from not drinking beer. Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer? Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight. Banta: On cable or at theatre? Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!