Santa: Baith Kar Apni Mehbuba Ki Julfon Ke Saye Me Aisa Josh Aaya! Banta: Wah Wah Fir? Santa: Uske Papa Ne Dekh Liya Aur "I.Si.Yun." Men Hosh Aaya!
Santa: Yaar Tune Apni Gadi Se Viper Cu Hata Diya? Banta: Meri Bivi Hamesha Galat Parking Karti Hai! Is Karan Uske Buhat Challan Hote Hain! Maine Is Ka Jada Se Hi Nas Kar Diya!
Jito: Kyon Ji Roj Subah Mere Chehare Pe Pani Kyon Dalte Ho? Santa: A Tere Baap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Meri Beti 'Full' Ki Tarhen Hai Ise Murjhaane Mat Dena!
Santa Ne Jito Ko Shadi Se Pahle Bola "Agar Tu Meri N Hui To Main Tujhe Kisi Ki Nahin Hone Dunga!" Jito Jhat Se Boli "Lo Ab Aapki Ho Gayi Ab Sabki Hone Doge?"
Banta: Dava Aur Daru Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Dava Garlfrend Ki Tarah Hamesha Expre Det Ke Saath Aati Hai; Aur Daru Bivi Ki Tarah Jitni Purani Hogi Utani Sar Par Chadhati Hai!
Banta: Sarkar Ne Yah Kyon Fix Kiya Hai Ki Voting Ke Liye Umra 18 Saal Aur Shadi Ki Liye 21 Saal? Santa: Sarkar Ko Malum Hai Ki Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Bivi Ko Nahin!