Santa got coaxed and bought an offbeat car brand. He went to the Car salesman and said, "You sold me a car two weeks ago". Salesman: Yes , sir. Santa: Tell me again all you said about it then. I'm getting discouraged!
Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene. Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpentine!
Santa went to Mumbai to see the sights and rented a room at a hotel and while checking asked the clerk about the hours for meals. "We have breakfast from 7 to 11 AM, lunch from 12 noon to 3 PM, Evening Tea from 4 to 7 PM and dinner from 8 too 11 PM", explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired Santa with surprise, "what time am I going' to see the town?
Santa: I've finally found the true meaning of Xmas. Banta: And what is it? Santa: It's for people who can't spell Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart. Banta: Why so? Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!