Santa: Tum Meri Film Me Kaam Karogi? Jito: Ha Par Sin Kya Hai? Santa: Tumhe Dhire-Dhire Pani Me Jana Hoga Jito: Film Ka Naam Kya Hai? Santa: Gayi Bhains Pani Men
Santa Hotal Men Khana Khane Ke Baad Utha Aur Water Ko 10/- Rupaye Tip Diye Water: 10/- Rupaye Ki Tip Mere Liye Beijjati Hai Santa: To Fir? Water: 20/- Rupaye To Do Santa: Nahin Yaar Main Tumhari Do Bar Beijjati Nahin Kar Sakta
Jito: Maine Gadhon Par Resarch Ki Hai Gadha Apni Gadhi Ke Siva Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Nahi Dekhta Santa: Isiliye To Use Gadha Kahte Hain
Bank Manager: Yah Kya Ajib Signechar Hain? Santa: Ye Sine Meri Dadi Ka Hai Sar! Bank Manager: Aisa Kya Ajib Naam Hai Unka?? Santa: Jalebi Bai!
Santa: Aur Kaju Lijiye Na! Banta: Nahin Shukriya Main Pahle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu! Santa: Khaye To Aapne 9 Hain Par Chalo Yaha Kaun Gin Raha Hai
Banta: Ek Vachan Bahu-Vachan Aur Pravachan Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Jab Pati Bole To Vo Ekavachan Bahu Bole To Bahu-Vachan Aur Jab Saas Bole To Vah Hota Hai Pravachan