Santa Sharab Pi Kar Bas Men Chada To Ek Sadhu Baba Bas Men Baithe The Aur Bole "Tum Nark Ke Raste Par Ja Rahe Ho" Santa (Chillate Hue): Oye Ruko-Ruko Bas Roko Main Galat Bas Men Chadh Gaya Hu
Banta: Yaar Tumhara Beta Bahut Bigad Gaya Hai Gandi-Gandi Galiyan Bakta Hai Santa: Abe Nahin Vo To AIB Men Jane Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Hai
Santa: Kal Raat Maine Sapne Me Dekha Ki Koi Ladaka Tumhen Chumane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hai Jito: To Kya Ladaka Safal Hua? Santa: Nahin Jito: Fir Wo Koi Aur Hogi Main Nahin
Santa Ne Banta Ko Fon Kiya Santa: Aur Banta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Banta: Bas Prito Khana Kha Ke Hati Hai Aur Main Scotch... Scotch Sunate Hi Santa Ne Banta Ki Baat Ko Bich Men Hi Kat Diya Aur Bola "Wah Yar Maje Hain Tumhare Kaun Si Scotch Pi Rahe Ho? Banta: Are Khak Scotch Pi Raha Hu Main To Scotch Brite Se Bartan Dho Raha Hu
Santa Ka Ek Bangali Dost Santa Se Mila Aur Bola "Hamari Bangali Bhasha Sabse Mithi Hai Ham Sabko Pyar Se Bulaate Hain Jaise Bappi Da Mithun Da Pranab Da Aadi" Santa: Lo Hamari Panjabi Bhi To Aise Hi Hai Hum Bhi To Yahi Kahte Hain Bhain Da Ma Da Bhutani Da
Santa: Gabbar Singh Aur Doctor Men Kya Samanta Hai? Banta: Samanata... Mujhe Nahin Pata Santa: Donon Kahte Hain Tune Namak Khaya Hai Ab Goli Kha