Pappu: Dadi Ji! Main Aapko Bata Deta Hun Agar Iss Saal Bhi Main Fal Ho Gaya To Main Aatmhatya Kar Lunga Santa: Khabardar Agar Tune Aatmahatya Ki To Main Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga
Jito(Gusse Men): Aapko Pata Hai Padosi Ke Ladake Ko Ganit Men 99 Ank Aa Hain Santa: 1 Ank Kahan Chala Gaya? Jito: Vah Hamara Ladaka Jo Le Aaya
Santa Ki Patni Jito: Are Aap Itni Tej Bike Mat Chalo Ji Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Santa: Are Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai To Meri Tarah Aakhe Band Karle
Santa Subah-Subah Nange Paav Park Men Sair Kar Raha Tha Ki Uske Pair Men Ek Kaata Chubh Gaya Santa: Yaar Shukra Hai Maine Chappal Nahin Pahani Nahin To Chappal Men Chhed Ho Jata
Banta: Yaar Tumhara Beta Bahut Bigad Gaya Hai Gandi-Gandi Galiyan Bakta Hai Santa: Abhi Uski Umra Hi Kya Hai? Jara Bada Hone Do Fir Achchhi-Achchhi Galiyan Bakega
Santa Banta Se: 20 Salon Men Aaj Pahli Bar Alarm Se Subah Subah Meri Nind Khul Gai Banta: Kyon Kya Tumhen Alarm Sunai Nahin Deta Tha? Santa: Nahin Aaj Subah Mujhe Jagane Ke Liye Meri Bivi Ne Alaarm Ghadi Fenk Kar Sir Par Mari