Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Maisej Kis Kaam Aate Hain? Banta: Hum Jaise Logon Ke Likhne Ke Kaam Aate Hain Aur Kanjuso Ke Padhne Ke Kaam Aate Hain
Santa Raste Men Ladki Ko Chhedte Hue Santa: Oye Item Kya Haal Hai Tera? Ladki: Jo Teri Bahan Ka Hai Santa: Achchha Matlab Ki Tu Bhi Prengent Hai!
Santa Amerika Men Tha Ek Bilding Men Aag Lag Gai Santa Fir Briged Se: Tum Logon Ko Niche Fenko Main Unhen Pakad Lunga Pahle Ek Ladka Fenka Fir Ek Ladki Fir Ek Aadmi Aur Fir Ek Aurat Santa Ne Sab Ko Pakad Liya Fir Ek Habshi Ko Fenka To Santa Ne Use Chhod Diya Aur Chilla Kar Bola "Oye Kanjro Jo Pahle Hi Jal Chuke Hain Unhen To Mat Fenko!"
Santa Langadata Hua Ja Raha Tha Aur Usake Kapade Fate Hue The Banta Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Bhai? Yah Halat Kaise Hui Tumhari? Santa: Kya Bataun Yaar Bivi Ko Mujhe Pitwane Ki Na Tarkib Sujhi Thi! Banta: Kaisi Tarkib? Santa: Bivi Ne Mujhe Jhadu Kharidne Bheja Tha Vapas A Raha Tha To Bijepi Karyakartaon Ne Mujhe 'Aap' Ka Karyakarta Samajh Liya!
Banta Santa Se: Tum Ek Dam Se Itne Amir Kaise Ban Gae? Santa: Bas Apni Bhulne Ki Bimari Ke Karan Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Darasal Mere Chacha Ji Ko Dil Ka Daura Pada Tha Us Samay Main Doctor Ka Nambar Bhul Gaya Aur Main Bas Amir Ban Gaya
Banta Santa Se: Mera Beta Class Me First Aaya Santa: Are Wah! Bahut Achchhe Kaise? Banta: Rajdhani Express Men