Banta: Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Militry Walon Ne 21 Topen Chalai Thi Santa: Kamal Hai! Sab Ka Nishana Chuk Gaya?
Santa Pe Bijli Ke Taar Gir Gai Santa Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki; Use Yaad Aaya Bijali To 2 Din Se Band Hai Vapas Uth Gaya Aur Bola: Sala Dara Diya
Santa: Tumne Us Ladki Ke Liye Sigrat Chhod Di? Banta: Ha Santa: Jua Bhi Chhod Diya? Banta: Ha Santa: Abe To Fir Usse Shaadi Kyon Nahin Ki? Banta: Oh Yaar Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki Usse Achchhi Mil Gai!
Santa: Mere Padosi Ka Bachcha Gum Ho Gaya Banta: Fir Kya Kiya? Santa: Maine Kaha Gugal Par Sarch Kar Lo Mil Jaye To Dounlod Kar Lena!
Militry Ka Kaptan: Naujavaanon Aage Badho Santa Aage Nahin Badha Kaptan: Tum Aage Kyon Nahin Badhe? Santa: Aapne Kaha 9 Javanon Aage Badho Main 10 Ven Nambar Par Tha!