Banta: What is 'Bhaang' (Cannabis) called in English? . .. ... Santa: Shiva's Regal! Har Har Mahadev!
Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho? Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!
Santa to Pappu: Exam Mein Tu Paas Ho Ya Fail, Tujhe Bike Zaroor Dilayenge! Pappu: Oh Thank You Dad! Santa: Pass Hua Toh 'Bullet' College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Agar Fail Hua Toh 'Rajdoot', Doodh Bechne Ke Liye!
Santa:You know Google is a woman? Banta: Why? Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!