Banta: Aapka Ek Dant Blu Kyon Hai? Santa: Yar Maine Ink Lagai Hui Hai Banta (Hairan Hokar) Bola: Wo Kyon Ji? Santa: "Oye Khote Blututh (Bluetooth) Ka Jamana Hai"
Santa Pappu Se "Feel Ho Ya Pas Tumhe Motersical Lekker Dunga"A Pappu: Sach Papa? Santa: Han Paas Hua To 'Pals'r College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Fal Hua To 'Rajdut' Dudh Bechane Ke Liye
Jito: Chalo N Aaj Hum Khane Par Bahar Chalte Hain Aur Kar Main Chalaungi Santa: Iska Matlab Hum Jayenge Kar Men Aur Aayenge Akhbar Men
Santa Jitto Aur Pappu Ek Bhut Ki Film Dekh Rahe The Pappu Darne Laga To Jito Boli "Darna Nahin Beta Tu To Sher Ka Bachcha Hai" Santa Ne Gusse Men Jitto Ko Ek Laat Mari Aur Bola "Sali Tu Jangal Kab Gai Thi?"
Santa Dudh Wale Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "Tumhari Dukan Ka Dudh Kharab Hai Sharbat Men Dala Fat Gaya" Dukan Wala Hairani Se Puchta Hai "Kaun Se Sharbat Men Dala Tha?" Santa: Nimbu Pani Men
Banta: Tumko Sharm Nahin Aati Tumhara Baap Teller Hai Aur Tumhari Shart Fati Hui Hai Santa: Sharm To Tumhen Bhi Nahin Aati Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai Aur Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant Ke Paida Hua