Santa Aur Pappu Ek Hotal Men Gaye Santa: Water 1 Biar Aur 1 Iscrim Lao Pappu: Iscrim Kyon Papa Aap Bhi Biar Pijiye Na
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Santa: Ye Kele Kaise Diye? Dukandar: Do Rupaye Ka Ek! Santa: 1 Rupaye Men Doge? Dukandar: 1 Rupaye Men To Sirf Chhilka Hi Milega! Santa: Le 1 Rupya Le Chhilka Rakh Aur Kela Dede!