Banta: Yaar Santa Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Tumhare Aakhon Ke Samne Hain Fir Bhi Pahunch Se Door Hai? Santa: Yaar Vo Hamari 'Padosan'a
Santa: Yaar Kal Raat Ghar Der Se Pahuncha Bail Bajai Par Bivi Ne Darvaja Hi Nahi Khola Puri Raat Sadak Par Gujari Banta: Fir Subah Bivi Ki Khabar Li Ki Nahi? Santa: Nahi Yaar Subah Yaad Aaya Bivi To Maayke Gai Hai Aur Chabi To Jeb Men Thi
Pappu: Papa Ye Sadhu - Sadhu Ka Kya Rishta Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Jab Do Anjan Aadmi Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Vo Aapas Men Sadhu Kahlate Hain
Jito: Maine Gadhon Par Resarch Ki Hai Gadha Apni Gadhi Ke Siva Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Nahi Dekhta Santa: Isiliye To Use Gadha Kahte Hain
Santa (Taxi Driver Se): Siddhivinayak Mandir Jaoge Kya? Taxi Driver: Ha Sahab Jaunga Santa: Thik Hai Vapsi Men Mere Liye Prasad Lete Aana
Santa: Doctor Sahib Mujhe Chakkar Aa Rahe Hain! Doctor: Aapko Aaram Ki Sakht Jarurat Hai Nind Ki Goli De Raha Hu Bivi Ko Khila Dena!