Santa: Jab Meri Nai Nai Shadi Hui Thi To Mujhe Meri Bivi Itni Pyari Lagti Thi Ki Man Karta Tha Ki Kha Jaun Banta: Achchha Aur Ab Kya Lagta Hai? Santa: Kha Hi Jata To Acha Hota
Pappu: Papa Yah Santa Close (Santa Claus) Aadmi Hi Kyon Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Kyonki Koi Bhi Aurat Ek Hi Dras (Dress) Ko Har Saal Nahin Pahan Sakti
Santa: Aaj Khana Tumne Nahin Banaya Kya? Jito: Kyon Kya Kharabi Hai? Santa: Koi Kharabi Nahi Hai Sab Kuchh Ek Dam Sahi Hai Tabhi Puch Raha Hu Ki Kahin Bahar Se Mangwaya Hai Kya?
Santa: Pike Film Ka Dusra Part Kab Aayega? Banta: Kyon? Santa: Vo Pike Ke Gole Par Rahne Wali Ladkiyo Ko Bhi Dekhna Tha Mujhe!
Santa Doctor Ke Paas Chek-Up Ke Liye Gaya Doctor: Tumhara "Lever" Sujh Gaya Hai Santa: Matlab Ab Isme Jyada Sharab Ki Jagah Ban Gayi Hai
Santa Kisi Neta Ke Bhasha Samaroh Men Gaya Neta: Yah Dharti Meri Maa Hai Santa Khada Hua Aur Bola "To Apni Maa Ko Sambhal Kar Rakho Yah Suraj Ke Ird-Gird Chakkar Lagati Rahati Hai