Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha: "Sabse Bada Challenge Kya Hai?" Banta Ne Uttar Diya: Uttar Patrika Ko Khali Chhod Do Aur Aakhir Men Likh Dena Pas Karke Dikha
Santa : Kaun Si Kast ( Jaati ) Ke Log Achche Nagrik Hote Hain ? Banta : Baniye ......! Santa : Vo Kaise..? Banta : Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik "Baniye" ! Deshbhakt "Baniye"!
Santa: Yaar! Main Jo Bhi Kaam Shuru Karta Hu Meri Bivi Bich Men A Jati Hai Banta: Tu Trak Chala Kar Dekh Shayad Kismat Sath De De!
Santa Ne Shaunk-Shaunk Men Vrat Rakh Liya Usane Apane Bete Se Kaha: Dekh Suraj Duba? Beta: Nahi Ji Kuch Samay Baad Usne Dobara Kaha: Dekh Duba Ke Nahi? Beta: O Nahi Ji Santa: Lagta Hai Mujhe Saath Men Le Ke Hi Dubega!
Santa Barf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha Banta: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Santa: Dekh Raha Hu Ki Yah Lik Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai!
Tran Chali Santa Ek Dibbe Me Chad Gaya Tet Bola: Kyon Bhaji Nazar Nahin Aata Yah Ladies Ka Dibba Hai? Santa: Sorry Ji Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho!