Santa: Tuthbrash Dena Mere Brash Ka Ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar: Ek Bal Tuta Hai To Naya Kyon Le Rahe Ho? Santa: Jo Tuta Hai N Wo Aakhiri Tha
Santa Markit Se Rikshe Par Ghar Aakar Rikshe Wale Se Bola: Kitne Paise? Rikshe Wala: 50 Rupaye Hue Sar Santa: Ye Lo 25 Rupaye Rikshe Wala: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Abe Kambakht Tu Bhi To Saath Baith Ke Aaya Hai
Santa: Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade "I Lov U" Ke Masaj A Rahe Hain Kya Baat Hai? Banta: A Kuchh Nahin Yaar Apni Aisi Kismat Kaha Aaj Bivi Ka Mobile Laya Hu
Santa Kabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Pulis: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa: Abbu Ke Liye Dua Pulis: Yah To Bachche Ki Kabar Hai Santa: Abbu Bachpan Men Hi Mar Gae The
Santa: Itne Kam Marks?Do Thappad Marne Chahiye Pappu: Ha Papa Chalo Maine Us Sale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai