Santa: Sharab Sigret Aur Ye Ladakiyan Sab Tumhari Jaan Ke Dushman Hain Beta Pappu: Papa Jo Apane Dushmanon Se Bhaag Jaye Vo Mard Nahin Hota
Santa: Tumhen Mere Rishtedaar Pasand Nahin Hain? Jito: Kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho Mujhe To Apni Saas Se Jyada Tumhari Saas Achchi Lagti Hai
Santa: Tum To Jaante Hi Ho Ki Main Mehnat Karke Niche Se Upar Aaya Hu Banta: Kyon Nahin Pahle Tum Boot Polish Kiya Karte The Aur Ab Sar Par Tel Malish Ka Kaam Karte Ho
Banta: Vivah Men Dulhe Ko Ghodi Pe Baithaya Jata Hai Gadhe Pe Kyon Nahin? Santa: Taki Do Gadho Ko Ek Saath Dekhkar Dulhan Dare Na
Jito (Gusse Men): Main Puchti Hu Ki Aisa Chor Naukar Kyon Rakha? Santa: Kyon Kya Hua? Jito: Hona Kya Tha Aap Parson Hotal Se Jo Chandi Ki Plet Chura Ke Laye The Vo Isne Gayab Kar Di
Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha: Mujhe Kal Rat Bhar Nind Nahin I Banta: Kyon Bhai Kya Hua? Santa: Kal Raat Bhar Main Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Main Nind Men Jag Raha Hu