Santa Ko Sapne Me Ek Ladki Ne Chappal Mari 2 Din Tak Santa Bank Nahin Gaya Kyonki Bank Men Likha Tha "Hum Aapke Sapnon Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain"
Santa Futbol Ka Mach Dekh Raha Tha Aur Futbol Ke Khel Se Khush Nahin Tha! Santa: Pata Nahin Ye Aise Ghatiya Player Ko Kyon Rakhte Hain? Pappu: Jis Futbol Se Ye Khel Rahe Hain Jarur Usi Ki Hogi!
Pappu: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku? Santa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua!
Banti: Yaar Pappu Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi Jo Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho Naukrani Kaha Gayi? Pappu Udas Man Se: Yaar Maine Usse Shadi Kar Li!
Pappu: Papa Aaj Mujhe Ek Ladke Ne Mara! Santa: Kya Tum Use Pahchan Sakte Ho? Pappu: Han Papa Main Uska Dant Sath Laya Hun!
Pappu: Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho Vaise Dada Ji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya? Santa: Bilkul Marte The! Pappu: To Yah Khandani Gundagardi Kab Tak Chalegi?