Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady. Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee? Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
Santa got coaxed and bought an offbeat car brand. He went to the Car salesman and said, "You sold me a car two weeks ago". Salesman: Yes , sir. Santa: Tell me again all you said about it then. I'm getting discouraged!
Santa: I've come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday. Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car? Santa: My wife!
Nepali: Uuu Shaabji ye shyam singh ka mobile kaha milega? Salesman: Pata nahi Nepali: Address to isi dukan ka he, Salseman: Abey ye shyam singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!