Ek Joda Park Men Baitha Tha Tabhi Vahan Par Pulis Wala Aaya Pulis: Park Men Aise Baithe Ho Bachchon Par Kya Asar Padega? Aadmi: Ham Donon Shadi Shuda Hain Pulis: To Ghar Men Jakar Baitho Aadmi: Tab Iske Pati Aur Meri Patni Pe Kya Asar Padega?
Jin Nazron Se Ham Aisi Garmi Men "Child Biar" Ko Dekhte Hain; Agar Unhi Nazron Se Apni Garlfrend/Bivi Ko Dekhen To Brakap/Talak Ki Naubat Kabhi Nahin Aag!
Patni: Suno Ji Mehmaan A Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Men Dal Ke Siva Kuchh Nahin Hai Pati: Tum Chinta Mat Karo Jab Vo Aayen To Rasoi Men Ek Bartan Girana Main Puchhun To Kahna 'Korma' Gir Gaya Fir Dusra Bartan Girana Aur Kahna 'Biryani' Gir Gayi Fir Main Kahunga Chalo 'Dal' Hi Le Aao Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz I Pati: Kya Hua? Patni: Teri Maa Da Siyapaa Ho Gaya Dal Hi Gir Gayi
Ladkiyan Har Mod Pe Darti Hain; Akeli Ho To Sunsaan Rahon Ka Dar Bhid Men Ho To Logon Ka Dar Koi Dekhe To Uski Aakhon Ka Dar Bachpan Ho To Maa Baap Ka Dar Wo Darti Hain Aur Tab Tak Darti Hain Jab Tak Inhen Koi Jivan Sathi Nahin Mil Jata . . . . . . Aur Yahi Vo Shakhs Hota Hai Jisse Vo Sabka Badla Leti Hain
Patni: Suno Ji Mehmaan A Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Men Dal Ke Siva Kuchh Nahin Hai Pati: Tum Chinta Mat Karo Jab Vo Aayen To Rasoi Men Ek Bartan Girana Main Puchhun To Kahna 'Korma' Gir Gaya Fir Dusra Bartan Girana Aur Kahna 'Biryani' Gir Gayi Fir Main Kahunga Chalo 'Dal' Hi Le Aao Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz I Pati: Kya Hua? Patni: Teri Maa Da Siyapaa Ho Gaya Dal Hi Gir Gayi
Koyal Ne Kauve Se Pucha "Abhi Tak Shaadi Kyon Nahin Ki?" Kauva: Bina Shadi Ke Hi Jindagi Men Itani Kavka Hain To Shadi Ke Baad Kitni Hogi!