Shikshak: Batao `I Lov U`` Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Men Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Shikshak: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chinies Gun Hain Sar! N Koi Garanti N Koi Varanti! Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Adhyapika: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Vo Sab Ke Sukh Duhkh Bantate Hain? Adhyapika: Kya Matlab? Pappu: Ji Vo Postman Hain
Adhyapak: Mere Papa Kaam Par Gae Hain Iska Fucher Tens Batao? Pappu: Vo Kal Bhi Jayenge Kisi Me Himmat Ho To Rok Kar Dikhayen
Duniyan Men 2 Log Ek Dusre Ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hain: . .. ... Kanware Shadishuda Ko; Aur Shadishuda Kanwaron Ko!
Sarkari Naukar Ke Mahine Gujarte Hain Din Ke Anusar Alagalag Avasthayen Hain: Tarikh 1 Se Tarikh 10: Garam 11 Se 20: Naram 21 Se 30: Besharam Sarkari Naukar Ki Biwion Ke Mahine Gujarte Hain Din Ke Anusar Alagalag Avasthayen Hain: Tarikh 1 Se Tarikh 10: Chandramukhi 11 Se 20: Suryamukhi 21 Se 30: Jwalamukhi