Ek Baat Jo Sabse Jyada Baar Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Kahta Hai; "Apni Item Se Bol Meri Bhi Setting Kara De"
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Banti: Sabse Bada Challenge Kya Hai? Pappu: Uttar Pustika Ko Khali Chhodna Aur Ant Men Likh Dena Pas Karke Dikha
Techer: Sabse Jyada Ijjat Kiske Paas Hai? Pappu: Sar Prem Chopada Shakti Kapur Aur Ranjit Ke Pas Techer: Kaise? Pappu: Sar Sabse Jyada Ijjat Inhin Logon Ne Loot Rakhi Hai