Us Din Mujhe Bhi Albert Einstein Jaisi Feeling I Thi Jab Abdul Kalam Ne Kaha Tha Ki... . . . . . . . . . . . Duniya Ke Sabse Achh Class Ki Last Bench Par Hote Hain
Doctor: Aap Dariye Mat Main Hu Na Pathan (Marij): Vahi Mera Sabse Bada Dar Hai Doctor Sahab Pathan: Doctor Sahab Ye Mera Pahla Operation Hai Thoda Dhyan Se Karna Doctor: Daro Mat Yah Mera Bhi Pahla Hi Opration Hai
Dimag Body Ka Sabse Aham Hissa Hota Hai Ye 24 Ghante Chalu Rahta Hai! Ye Hamare Janm Se Lekar Us Vakt Tak Kaam Karta Hai; Jab Tak Ki Hamari Shadi Nahi Ho Jati!
Faravari Mahine Ki Sabse Achchhi Bat Yah Hai Ki Aapko Apni Bivi Ke Jalikati Do Din Kam Sunani Hoti Hain
Duniya Ke 2 Sabse Mushkil Kaam: 1. Apni Baat Kisi Aur Ke Dimag Men Fit Karna 2. Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeb Men Shift Karna Jo Pahle Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Teacher' Kahte Hain Jo Dusre Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Business Man' Kahte Hain Aur Jo Donon Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Biwi' Kahte Hain