Banta: Dost Aur Biwi Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Dost Ko Bataya Ja Sakta Hai Ki Tum Mere Sabse Achche Dost Ho Lekin Bivi Ko Nahin Bataya Ja Sakta Ki Tum Meri Sabse Achchi Bivi Ho
GF: Jaanu, Kitna Acha Mausam Hai Chalo Kahin Long Drive Pe Chalte Hain? BF: Theek Hai Petrol Tu Dalwa Dena Aaj! GF: Waise Chhodo Kya Karenge Jaa Kar! Yahin Samose Khate Hain..
Beta: ammi kya pasnd ki shadi karne se gahr wale naraz hote hain? Maa: tu yakenan ksi churail k chakar me hoga or ye sb tjhe usi dayin ny kaha hoga, ye lrkyan to bs lrkon ko phnsane me lgi rhti hen jahan acha lrka dekha shru ho gyin, beta inse bch k rhna ye bht makkar hoti hen or inka to khandan bhi… Beta: ammi esa kch nhe wo to abbu bta rahe the k ap dono ki psnd k shadi thi…. lol
2 Behre: Ek behra dusre se- Nahane ja rahe ho? Dusra behra- Nahi, nahane ja raha hu Pehla- Acha, mujhe laga nahane ja rhe ho.