Pappu: Mammi Raat Ko Jab Mai Susu Karne Gaya To Bathrum Ki Light Jal Gai! Jito: Haram Khor Tu Aaj Fir Fries Men Susu Kar Aaya!
Pappu: Kal Main Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha! Lagta Hai Hamari Shadi Nahi Hogi! Ladaki: Kyon Papa Se Mile The Kya? Pappu: Nahin Tumhari 'Bahan' Se Mila Tha!
Adhyapak: Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aa? Pappu: Sar Mujhe Bard Flu Ho Gaya Tha! Adhyapak: Bard Flu To Murgiyon Ko Hota Hai! Pappu:Aap Har Roj Mujhe Murga Jo Banate The!
Banti: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya? Pappu: Liya Nahin Garlfrend Ka Uthaya Hai Banti: Kyon? Pappu: Wo Rojroj Kahti Thi Ki Tum Mera Fon Nahin Uthate Bas Aaj Uthane Ka Mauka Mil Gaya
Pappu Peper Dete Samay: A Ve Ho Gaya A Ve Ho Gaya A Ve Ho Gaya . . . Aur Result Aane Par: O Teri A Ki Ho Gaya
Adhyapika Ne Pappu Ko Bola: Isko Hindi Men Badlo (Translate) "She Is Kiddinga" Pappu Hansne Laga Aur Table Par Hi Gir Gaya Aur Bola "Itna Aasan Iska Matlab Hai Vo Bachche De Rahi Hai"