Kyon Mera Dil Dukhate Ho; Kyon Mujhse Har Baat Chupate Ho; Mera Dil Hi Toot Gaya Ye Sunkar Ki; Aap Gore Hone Ke Liye Vim Bar Se Nahate Ho
Ek Ladaka Raste Men Chaltechalte Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya Usi Vakt Vahan Se Raste Men Ek Ladaki Ja Rahi Thi Usane Ladake Ko Chhedate Hue Kaha "Apne Bade Bhai Ka Aashirwad Le Rahe Ho Kya?" Ladake Ne Jawab Diya: "Aapne Sahi Farmaya Bhabhi Ji!"
Badi Umra Men Vivah Kar Rahe Netaji Se Unke Ek Parichit Ne Pucha: Aap Itni Let Shaadi Kyon Kar Rahen Hain? Netaji Ne Badi Gambhirata Se Kaha: Yah Mera Madhyavadhi Chunav Hai Mera Pahla Vivah Bhang Ho Gaya Tha
Tum Sa Koi Dusra Jamin Par Hua To Rab Se Shikayat Hogi; . . . . . . . Ek To Jhela Nahin Jata Dusra A Gaya To Kya Kayamat Hogi
Jara Sambhal Kar Chalna Jyada Bhari Vajan Mat Uthana Apna Khyal Rakhna Khana Thik Se Khana Kyonki... . . . . Aaj Se 9Va Mahina Shuru Ho Gaya Hai
Aap Man Hi Man Unhen Chahte Rah Gaee; Unhen Patane Ka Plan Banate Rah Gaee; Patakar Koi Aur Le Gaya Unko; . . . . . . . Aur Aap Unki Shadi Ke Tant Se Kutte Bhagate Rah Gaee