Why is Rajnikanth treated as God? Bcoz he is omnipresent.
Rajnikanth does not get frostbite, he bites frost.
There is no such thing as evolution, its just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
Rajnikanth puts the laughter` in manslaughter.
Rajnikanth can win F1 in reverse gear.
Rajnikanth can drown a fish.