Rajinikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir Khan's Ghulam: Rajini runs on a railway track. The train is at a distance of one meter. So what happens? Obviously the train jumps off the track!
Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident? Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!
Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*