Agar Tum Use Na Pa Sako Jise Tum Pyar Karte Ho To Sharm Karo . . . . . . . . . . Lao Nambar Mujhe Do Main Koshish Karta Hu
Pappu: Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karti Ho? Garlfrend: Jitna Tum Karte Ho Pappu: Achchha Matlab Tu Bhi Bas Time Paas Kar Rahi Hai
Kuch Ladkiyan Jitni Shiddat Se Apane Ghar Ke Kutte Billi Ko Puchkarti Hain Uska Aadha Bhi Apane Bofrend Ko Karen To Shayad Bande Ko Sachcha Pyar Mil Sakta Hai
Jito: Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Santa: Main Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Hu Ki Tumhara "Jutha Jahar" Bhi Pi Sakta Hu Agar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo
Santa: Yaar Meri Biwi Mayke Gayi Hai Roj Use Fon Karna Padta Hai Banta: Wah Yar Ise Kahte Hain Pyar Santa: Oye Nahi Bolkar Gayi Jis Din Fon Nahi Aaya Vapas A Jaungi
Boy: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho? Girl: Arz Maarti Hu: Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada; Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada; Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada; Hey Ishqzade, Tu Hi Hai Woh, 'HaramZada'!