Naag Naagin Se Bola: Mera Dil Tere Pyaar Main Aadha Hai... Nagin Boli: Mera Khyal Chhod De Mera Bofrend Anakonda Hai
Pyaar Men Hurt Hone Par Apani Nas Kaatne Ki Bajaye... Uske Ghar Ki Bijali Aur Kebal Saplaai Katwa Dijiye Karke Dekhiye Achcha Lagega
Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Main Moti Ho Jaungi Tab Bhi Aap Mujhe Itna Hi Pyaar Karoge? Santa: Nahin Jito: Aapne To Shaadi Se Pahle Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ki Bahut Kasmen Khayi Thi Kya Hua Unka? Santa: Maine Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha Mote-Patle Men Nahin
Four facts Jo Khatam Hone Pe Bahut Takleef Dete Hein: 1. Dosti 2. Paisa 3. Pyaar aur 4) Ravivaar! Last Waala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
A boy calls her girlfriend: Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho? Girlfriend: Mehendi Lagwa Rahi Hun. Boy: Wow! Love you so much! Friend: Bahut Pyaar Hai Tum Dono Mein? Boy: Abe Nahi, Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!