Aajkal To Jiske Char-Pach Boyfriend Hai Vo Bhi Kahti Hai Ki Pyar Andha Hota Hai Are Pyar Andha Nahin Hai Bahan Tumne Pyar Andha-Dhundh Kiya Hai
Wife ko Pyaar Sey Gulaab Maarne Par Response: English speaking wife: You are really very naughty, Sweetheart! Urdu speaking wife: Na Karo na, Jaanu! Panjabi speaking wife: Banda Ban Ja, Kanjra!
Regarding... "I love you too" interesting fact is when husband says "I love you too..." wife takes it as: "Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!" Whereas what husband meant is "Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!"
Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi? Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! The salesman fainted!
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain? Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti...!