Overheard in Delhi Metro: Punjabi Aunty 1: Inka Operation Karvana kai, "Max Hospital" Kaisa hai? Punjabi Aunty 2: Bilkul Bekaar, Uski Canteen Mein "Chole Bhature" hi Nahi Milte!
Teacher: What is Electricity? Pappu: Electricity is the adopted daughter of the Punjab Govt. and it has extremely loose character. It elopes all the time - even at midnight, without informing anyone!