Teacher: What is Electricity? Pappu: Electricity is the adopted daughter of the Punjab Govt. and it has extremely loose character. It elopes all the time - even at midnight, without informing anyone!
Teacher: What is Electricity? . . . . Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of the Punjab Govt. and has an extremely loose character. She goes and comes anytime, anywhere without informing anyone, and quite occasionally even at midnight!
Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera? Pappu: It's a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brother!
Interviewer: So what have you done different from the rest of the world since yesterday? Pappu: Did not download "Udta Punjab" leaked at torrent!
Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women. Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods? Santa: Before marriage and after marriage!