English mother : good night, dear! hindi mother: shubh ratri, beta! punjabi mother: so ja kuteya! mobile da kheda chadd de! rakh de apne peo nu hun... phone wali maa naal svere gala kr lei!
Jeeto: yelled at santa: u're gonna b really sorry! i'm going to leave you! santa: make up ur mind! which one is it gonna be?
Jeeto bathroom se nahakar nikli to, santa use ghur raha tha... jeeto: erada kya hai janab? santa ne do thapad kheech ke mare aur bola mere garam pani se kyo nahai?
Punjabi- what's the price of this painting. curator- 5 lacs. it's in oil. punjabi- tusi paise di tension na lao! kuch desi ghee mein dikhao.
Aaj to hardcore videos dekhunga! *dad from behind* kya bola kameene? arre kuch nai dad,hard kaur ke songs dekhunga. bach gaya
Santa apne patni jeeto se: agr tumhe kuch ho gaya to main pagal ho jaunga, tongue.png grin.png jeeto: doosre shaadi to nhi karoge, smile.png santa: pagal insaan ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai..!!...;):d:d