Ek Patni Ne Ek Din Apne Pati Ka Mobile Chek Kiya To Usme Naam Save Kiye The Aakhon Ka Ilaj Honthon Ka Ilaj Dil Ka Ilaj Patni Ne Gusse Men Apna Nambar Dial Kiya Naam Aaya "La Ilaaj"!
Maths teacher to Pappu, "If you had Rupees 1000 in one pocket and Rupees 1000 in the other pocket, what would you sum up? Pappu: Whose pant is it?