Ye Jo Tum Apni Garlfrend Ke Samne Apne Doston Ke Phon IGNORE Karte Ho N Ise Hi Kaminapan Kaha Gaya Tha Shastron Men Nahi Likha Hum Bata Rahe Hain
Ek Ladaki Ki Shadi Se Do Din Pahle Uski Saheli Ne Pucha: Shadi Ki Sari Taiyariyan Kar Li Kya? Ladaki: Ha Phon To Format Kar Diya Hai Facebook Bhi Deactivate Kar Diya Hai Bas Tu Apna Muh Band Rakhiyo
Santa: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ek Taklif Hai! Doctor: Kya? Santa: Baat Karte Vakt Mujhe Aadmi Dikhai Nahin Deta! Doctor: Aisa Kab Hota Hai? Santa: Jab Main Phon Par Baat Karta Hu!
ACP Pradyuman : Laash Mein Se Kidney Gayab Hai..Iska Matlab Samjhe Daya? Daya : Kya Sir? ACP: Marne Se Pehle Zaroor Isne iPhone 6 Kharida Hoga!
Interesting Observation: Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch. They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say "iPhone Chhe"!
Abhishek: Dad, Aapne Mere Phone Mein PokemonGo Kyon Daala? Big B: Is Bahane Tu Ghar Se Bahar To Nikalega!