Pappu Ne Live Radio Station Par Call Kiya Pappu: Hello Ji Yah Radio Station Hi Hai Na? Aar Je: Ji Haan Pappu: Meri Aawaaj Pura Shahar Sun Raha Hai Na? Aar Je: Han Pappu: Yani Ghar Men Jo Meri Bahan Hai Vah Bhi Radio Sun Rahi Hogi! Aar Je (Gusse Se): Haan Bhai Haan! Pappu: Hello Pinki ! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai To Jaldi Se Moter Chala De Main Chh Par Bathrum Men Hun Aur Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai!
Ye Savdhan India V Crime Petrol Wale Aurton Ko Itna Kamina Dikhate Hain Ki Ab To Gharwali Ke Sath Sone Men Bhi Fatti Hai Ki... . . . . . . . . . Pata Nahin Kab Nipata De
Ek Baar Santa Ke Hoth Jal Gae Banta: O Yaar Ye Kaise Hua? Santa: Bivi Ko Relve Station Chhodane Gaya Tha Banta: To? Santa: Khaushi Ke Mare Tran Ke Injan Ko Chum Liya
India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in k.m. "Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?"