Aaj Tak Ye Baat Samajh Nahin I Ki... . . . . . . . . Petrol Ke Daam Aur Bivi Ke Nakhre Hamesha Aadhi Raat Ko Hi Kyon Badhte Hain?
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Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.