Marij: Doctor Sahab Yah Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Yah To Mera Hastakshar Hain!
Thanedar: Jab Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Char Latth Hampar Aur Ek Latth Meri Begam Par Baja Tha! Thanedar: Main Puchta Hun Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Men To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi!
Pathan: Doctor Sahab "Plastic Sarjari" Karvane Me Kitna Kharcha Aayega? Doctor: Do Lakh! Pathan: Agar 'Plastic' Hamara Ho To?
Pathan (Marij): Doctor Sahab Mere Paas Ilaj Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain Aap Mera Illaj Kar Den To Shayad Main Bhi Kabhi Aapke Kaam Aa Sakta Hu Doctor: Tum Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Pathan: Ji Main Kabr Khodata Hu
Jaj (Santa Se): Pichhali Baar Bhi Tum 500 Rupaye Churane Ke Arop Men Pakade Gae The! Santa: Jaj Sahab 500 Rupaye Se Kitane Din Kam Chalega!
Santa: Tum Kisi Bhi Kaam Se Jate Ho To 2-3 Ghante Tak Wapas Hi Nahin Aate? Naukar: Sahab Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Bijali Ki Tarah Jao Aur Bijali Ki Tarah Aao