Patni: Suno Ji Mehmaan A Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Men Dal Ke Siva Kuchh Nahin Hai Pati: Tum Chinta Mat Karo Jab Vo Aayen To Rasoi Men Ek Bartan Girana Main Puchhun To Kahna 'Korma' Gir Gaya Fir Dusra Bartan Girana Aur Kahna 'Biryani' Gir Gayi Fir Main Kahunga Chalo 'Dal' Hi Le Aao Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz I Pati: Kya Hua? Patni: Teri Maa Da Siyapaa Ho Gaya Dal Hi Gir Gayi
Patipatni Donon Ek Restaran Men Gaee Patni: Suno Ji Vaha Jo Aadmi Baitha Hai N Vo Jo Sharab Pi Raha Hai Shadi Se Pahle Mera Boyfrend Tha Jab Se Maine Use Chhoda Hai Wo Tab Se Pi Raha Hai Pati: Kya Bakwas Hai Koi Itni Der Tak Kaise Jashn Mana Sakta Hai
Pati Sham Ko Ghar Lautate Hi: Aaj Subah Pata Nahin Kiska Muh Dekh Kar Utha Tha Ki Khana Bhi Nasib Nahin Hua Patni: Meri Mano Badroom Men Lage Ine Ko Hata Do Varna Rojana Yahi Shikayat Rahegi
Nayiny Shadi Ke Baad Dulhan Ne Khana Banaya To Galti Se Khane Men Mirch Thodi Jyada Daal Di Pati Ajib Kism Ka Munh Banakar Khane Laga To Patni Ne Pucha "Kya Khana Achcha Nahin Bana?" Pati: Khana To Bahut Accha Bana Hai Patni: To Fir Aapki Aakhon Me Aansu Kyon Hain? Pati: Are Yah To Khushi Ke Aasu Hain Patni: Are Aapne To Khana Khana Hi Chhod Diya Pati: Bas Main Majbur Hun Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Kar Pa Raha
Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha "Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Prashansniy Namon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Barfi Meri Rabdi..Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?" Pati: Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Tajai Rahegi
Patni: Main Har Roj Puja Karti Hu Kash Ek Din Shri Krishna Ke Darshan Ho Jayen Pati: Ismen Kyaa Hai Bas Ek Bar Mirabai Ban Ke Jahar Pi Le Shri Krishna Kya Saare Bhagwan Ke Darshan Ho Jayenge